PETRUCHIO 1
Verona, for a while I take my leave, 2
To see my friends in Padua, but of all 3
My best beloved and approved friend, 4
Hortensio; and I trow this is his house. 5
Here, sirrah Grumio; knock, I say.
GRUMIO 6
Knock, sir! whom should I knock? is there man has 7
rebused your worship?
PETRUCHIO 8
Villain, I say, knock me here soundly.
GRUMIO 9
Knock you here, sir! why, sir, what am I, sir, that 10
I should knock you here, sir?
PETRUCHIO 11
Villain, I say, knock me at this gate 12
And rap me well, or I'll knock your knave's pate.
GRUMIO 13
My master is grown quarrelsome. I should knock you first, 14
And then I know after who comes by the worst.
PETRUCHIO 15
Will it not be? 16
Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll ring it; 17
I'll try how you can sol, fa, and sing it.
He wrings him by the ears.
GRUMIO 18
Help, masters, help! my master is mad.
PETRUCHIO 19
Now, knock when I bid you, sirrah villain!Act 1 Scene 2
I picked this scene and quotes because it's hilarious. The wordplay remind me of Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First". That skit of theirs? HILARIOUS.
Source:
http://www.shakespeare-navigators.com/shrew/ShrewText12.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_gSWTQKE-0