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On a very bright sunny day

Mr. Pig ate eggs and bacon.

He was very lively and gay;

He was listening to Akon.

Pop crackle snap grumble grumble.

'Twas a sunny day, like we said.

Then his stomach started to rumble-

"Just doing my job," Mr. Pig said.

Mr. Pig then dressed to go out-

To talk to pigs who will see him.

He woos them with his mouth

So for breakfast he can eat them.

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